NBA rookies Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur got caught smoking weed in their hotel room. I thought this part was funny:
"Management then left to get security, which used its own key to enter the room minutes later. Once inside, security found Chalmers, Arthur and at least two women. There was a strong stench of marijuana in the room, and one person was in the bathroom with the door locked, repeatedly flushing the toilet, sources said."
Ha! The sense of urgency is so palpable, so...familiar.